OMG

This may be the funniest thing I've ever read in a Giants' notes. Take it away, Draper...

CINCINNATI -- Armando Benitez inched the bottoms of his Giants workout shorts above his knees in the visitors' clubhouse at Great American Ball Park on Monday, and no explanation was needed as to why.
The right one was twice as puffy as the left, and hurting twice as much...

Yes, yes, we all know it's his knees. But imagine for a moment you know nothing of Benitez. Besides the loss of memories of poorly splitting breaking balls and blown saves, there is also a greatly hilarious thought there.

Take this is lieu of a real thought, which is coming shortly. I'm still getting into a routine of updating this, but I'm trying for at least once a week, though without being able to see or listen to any games I often feel out of the loop. Hopefully the off-season will get me into the writing spirit more often, since we're all at the same disadvantage.