The Drama

Wow, it seemed the Giants are just courting controversy. First Barry Bonds is well ... Barry Bonds.

Then Barry Zito -- The Good Barry -- changes his motion. Then he doesn't, or maybe just not as much.

And now the ever present Attack of the Noah Lowrys heats up again. In December a MySpace
blog claiming to be Lowry ripped Jason Schmidt for defecting to the Dodgers. Apparently wasn't really him. I know what you're thinking, 'How could someone be able to use the internets for that?' But I guess this is possible in the age we live in. I've always said there are just too many tubes in this world.

They tore that site down but according to the Chronicle there are several new ones. Some highlights from the Pod Lowrys:

Most guys say the hate chick flicks but we all know that deep down, they love them, and I'm one of the few guys who will admit that I actaully don't mind watch a chick flick!

Who I'd like to meet:
Jill, She comes to my practices and lights up my world. She's playing hard to get. What do I need to do to impress her? Jill I gave you my number. Please call.

Tim Lincecum also has a MySpace page. His name is jusTim:

i won't bullshit anyone and i tell it how it is, I like to have a good time every now and then, but i'm focused when i need to be. I'm extremely competitive and hate losing at almost anything...oh and if you're gonna ask to be my friend on here you need to either know me or talk to me, and girls, if i ask to be your friend don't think i'm just one of "those" guys, cus i'm not...

I guess until every major league player comes out and states, one by one, that each of these pages aren't real, we're just going to have to assume that they are and take everything written as gospel. Otherwise there'd be way too much thinking going on and the Internet can't have that.

I also looked for Pedro Feliz. There's one and it's not all that entertaining, but the sad thing was that 14 other people showed up with the name. The world is most definitely not fair.