Of proof and pudding
Matt Morris is the best pitcher on the Giants.
There, I said it.
Don't believe me? Look at the win column. That's right, that's a two. As in more than one. I thought you'd be impressed.
Now just because his WHIP is 1.59 or the fact he walked more people than he struck out Tuesday doesn't mean he's not the best pitcher on the Giants. See, he's a stopper. The guy that comes in and gets things done.
It's inconsequential that Matt Cain, Noah Lowry and Russ Ortiz have all thrown games that they would have won as well with six runs of support. They didn't pitch to the situation, which is their own fault.
But as much as I love Morris, the real reason the Giants won last night was me. For the second time this season I wore my lone Giants shirt to work, and for the second time this season the Giants won. So the record right now is Shirt 2-0, Giants 0-6. With great power comes great responsibility.
There, I said it.
Don't believe me? Look at the win column. That's right, that's a two. As in more than one. I thought you'd be impressed.
Now just because his WHIP is 1.59 or the fact he walked more people than he struck out Tuesday doesn't mean he's not the best pitcher on the Giants. See, he's a stopper. The guy that comes in and gets things done.
It's inconsequential that Matt Cain, Noah Lowry and Russ Ortiz have all thrown games that they would have won as well with six runs of support. They didn't pitch to the situation, which is their own fault.
But as much as I love Morris, the real reason the Giants won last night was me. For the second time this season I wore my lone Giants shirt to work, and for the second time this season the Giants won. So the record right now is Shirt 2-0, Giants 0-6. With great power comes great responsibility.
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